Mr. X wants to buy world’d best camera…


Tring Tring… Tring Tring… (my phone is ringing, I answered the call)
Me : Hell….
Mr. X : (before I completed he started, I really don’t know who was he!) ‘I want to buy a camera’ which one should I buy?’
Me : (Without asking who is he) ‘What is your interest and what is the budget you can spare?’
Mr. X  : (He gently laughed) ‘I like everything like you’
Me : (Deep silence)
Mr. X  : (in a high tone) ‘Budget is not a problem, I want to buy the best’
Me : (murmured) ‘But still any amount you can…’
Mr. X : (Before I complete my sentence) ‘You don’t wary about my budget at all, you just tell me the best equipment which can capture best images’
Me : (Started listing) Canon 1DX M2, Canon 5D M3, Canon 50mm f1.2, Canon 17-40mm, Canon 70-200 f2.8, Canon 300mm f2.8, Canon 600mm f4, 100mm Macro 2.8, Canon EX600 Flash
Mr. X : ‘are these enough for my kind of photography?’,
Me : yes, mostly, if you remain with some more money buy few memory cards and extra batteries’
Mr. X  : (I still do not know) ok bye
Few days latter
Mr. X  went to some camera shop and showed the list I had given, the attendant showed the total quotation of his equipment list; Mr. X fainted…
Mr. X  once again Tring Tring… Tring Tring…. (my phone is ringing, I answered once again)
Me : hallow….
Mr. X  : (in a very harsh vocal) What the hell, all these is costing me 2200000/- What the f**k…’
Me : (very gently, I still don’t know who is he) Sir, I asked two genuine questions what is you interest and what is you budget, you said you like everything and budget is not a problem’
Mr. X  : I mean I can spend up to 50000/-
Me : (now before he complete) tell the camera seller to give you Canon 600D
Mr. X  : (to the camera seller, the phone is still on) ‘Bhaiya, give me Canon 600D’
Mr. X  happily lived after as a photographer, he posted allover the world that he bought the 600D, He was also lucky to get 4GB memory card free. Changed his profile picture on all social media sites… now he has a facebook page called ‘Mr. X killer eye photography’ where some 38 people are following him… and now his friends call him the ‘Killer photographer’…
I still don’t know who was he!!!
To be continued…